Dear Jolene Ngu,

Hellooooo, I hope you are reading this. I'm eating a chocolate fudge cake full of macadamia nuts. Oh em gee, it's like so freaking fattening, yet I'm still eating, it's soooooo delicious. Too bad you can't have it :D I'll eat it on behalf of you! :D Okay okay, let's get serious!

On this day, 29th of April 2010, you've been living your life for 16years which equals to 192months which also equals to 5844days which also equals to 140256hours which also equals to 8415360minutes and also equals to 504921600seconds! Heh. And this is the part you go " Oh My God! FREAK! " Yes, yes, I am :D I know I have not known you for that long. I only know you for 1year 10months and 21days which also equals to 690days. Okay, I shall end with days. I know it's not that much but I just want to say you're an awesome friend. Really, you are. I know I'm like really really really annoying and irritating at times, and sometimes I just can't stop talking, I just crap and crap and crap like.. Well, crap! So, I thank you for bearing all of that.

I know we have gone through a lot of misunderstandings together and a lot of drama and stuff but for everything that I've done wrong, for everything I've done to piss you off or anything that is just plain annoying, I'm sorry. I really hope things will be alright between the 6 of us, I know I've been drifting right? I don't know why either, but I really hope it will be like it used to be. I should stop now, I have too much to say and I shouldn't type it ALL here. Oh and probably when you ask me what ALL is I will forget! HAHA. Anyways,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JO THE "ROCKSTAR" =P

Hope you will like my stupid present, it really is stupid.

Love, 

Cheryl.

THE BOOBHEAD